This photo.

This photo.

"I gave David Denby a kidney for nothing, apparently."

Patton Oswalt, after losing to Christopher Plummer at the 2012 Critics’ Choice Movie Awards

Interviewer: Are you guys pals?
Viola: You know we’re e-pals.
Tilda: We’re e-pals.
Interviewer: What’s an e-pal?
Tilda: It’s a pal by e.
Viola: Yeah, we exchange emails. I also exchanged an email with Meryl Streep today. I’m not name dropping or anything.
Tilda: …You’re e-name dropping.